i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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