if i can run in heels then i can drive
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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