I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I will be naked everywhere
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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