My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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