my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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