Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize