so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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