Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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