If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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