Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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