What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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