Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think your dad took our porno
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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