dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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