haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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