they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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