YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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