i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
My vagina is officially offended.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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