He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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