Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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