he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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