have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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