But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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