I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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