he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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