She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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