I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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