its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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