doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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