I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I am spending my child support on dildos
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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