I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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