You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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