Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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