i don't like sucking hair
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
did you just send me my own nude
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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