i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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