If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I can't put those talents on a resume
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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