Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
