Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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