Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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