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shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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