sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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