He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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