i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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