I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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