Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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