But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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