if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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