you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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