kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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