Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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