it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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