mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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