All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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