he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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